November 2010
2 posts
Boo.....you whore
So as you may or may not know Halloween was this weekend and of course the Q was out on the town gettin their costume party on. That of course is too confidential to talk about, we don’t want you knowing our lives or anything. Please take a step back. Anyways, as you all know we are very much fans of the award winning (Q stamp of approval) show Teen Mom. We decided to honor their...
October 2010
7 posts
Another FF
Hey fans, sorry we have been a little MIA. Oh wait, I’m not sorry. We’re famous. Get used to it. We have lives.
Just another Wednesday night. As if our presence wasn’t enough for LMU’s campus, they had to bring in one of our Semi-FFs. We say “semi”, because his 15 minutes of fame have turned to two minutes at this point. It’s true, Audrina from the...
Free Amber!
Ok so maybe Amber isn’t in jail. But she is locked up— emotionally. With a one year old baby who is a splitting image of her ex-boo, Gary, Amber clearly is reminded daily of the trauma she went through since she was 16. Everyone is constantly critiquing her lifestyle. BACK THE FLUP UP! If you had an obese baby daddy who bought you a ring from WALMART, you would get a little angry...
Tuesday Nights
Admirers,
It’s that time of week again where you may be sitting alone, probably crying into your oatmeal for dinner, maybe wiping your tears with paparazzi shots of us (please stop that we preferred to be framed) when you remember what day it is. The rain stops, the skies clear, a double rainbow appears, the birds are singing our favorite jam (Please Don’t Go-Mike Posner [we found...
jm and ff
Hey guys.
Such an eventful weekend and it’s only Saturday morning! So last night three of us Q ladies drove off into the sunset with two of our FFs to Santa Barbara to see our other FF, Jason Mraz, perform. We decided to rough it and drive ourselves there, give our chauffeur a break ya know. Well, let’s just say traffic didn’t move out of the way for us, so it took us 3 hours to...
ExQsive.
We’re not exclusive. We’re ExQsive. Keep in mind, there is still no u involved.
The rain really ruined my day. I didn’t get to wear my sunglasses ONCE today. Whatever. Outtie.
-Alaho ggggg (glares.)
The fall is harder from the top.
Hey trusty fans,
So as you may know, if you are an avid follower of celebrity gossip, all celebs at one point or another have run ins with the law. We can’t help it, with fame comes freedom and we are made to take advantage of it. Sometimes though when there are people who obviously dont know the stature of our fame, like to watch us fall. Remember how Paris got kicked out of Japan?...
September 2010
25 posts
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Get the picture?
Samara in LA?
Whats up my people?
As you all probably know, or don’t know since we don’t like to publicize where we’re going before we go there, we went to see a “concert” this weekend. We figured it’d be good to go out for a night on the town. Unlike our normal glam outfits accompanied by silver and gold clutches, we decided to dress down so as not to be noticed by the...
Migraine.
Essays kill. What kind of sick teacher would force a CELEBRITY, especially of my stature, to write one? No respect these days.
-Alaho
Diva is a female version of a Hustla
Hey fans,
So big news has just hit Ten 204….we have a new addition to the Q.
Shes sassy
Shes bitchy
Shes famous
Shes hawt
She steals the spotlight
And she goes by the name of DIVA
…
…
…
SHES A FISH
and shes sassy as hell. Us Ten 204 girls need to let some angry energy out on someone…(so we make a good impression in public) what better than a fish who...
Wait, I'm not done.
So me and my girls were just chattin’ and genuinely are concerned for our population. We were watching the Bible on TV (aka Teen Mom) and felt so sad for those four women. Farrah - in debt?! Could possibly not know the father of her daughter?! She’s definitely a lady of the night. Catelynn - not over Carly, darlin’? Just buy a new damn thing! They’re not that expensive...
I'm really sore.
Anyone wanna give a celeb a free massage?
I’ll smile at you for payment. No pictures though.
-Alaho
New favorite song!!
Bitches Pussy
-Maroon 5
Tips: How to Talk to a Guy
Wanna know how a real celeb talks to boys? Well I can’t let you know who this conversation is with, but let’s just say this guy and I have a past. Clearly, he still wants me. This is how you play hard to get on FB chat:
Me
****, howre you doing?
10:50pmHFF:
gooood u??
10:53pmMe
pretty good pretty good
are you still in **?
10:56pmHFF:
yeeeeeeeeee
10:56pmMe
nicee and hows...
shhhhhh.
As I sit here alone (in our mansion sized apartment) trying to figure out what to do for my celebrity charity work, I can’t help but look up at the ceiling. DUE TO THE FACT THAT ALL I HEAR IS BUM BUM BUMMM BUM (imagine that’s the bass of someone’s stereo!) I do not understand our unclassy upstairs neighbors. Don’t they know that as a celebrity I don’t get much free...
As someone famous like me once said: “Less is more.”
-Portlandia
Clunk It.
Hey everybody,
I know I just posted (then again, don’t act like you don’t like it), but due to recent events this needs to be written. As much as we LOVE living in Ten, what we don’t like so much is inconsiderate upstairs neighbors. Is it really necessary to vacuum at 9am every morning? Answer: NO. We never vacuum and people still want to stay with us (see previous blog...
Being famous can be exhausting
So as Alaho let you know, Ten 204 was bumpin’ with some FFs this weekend. It was quite the ordeal. They should all feel lucky because getting to stay in Ten 204 is like trying to get into the hottest club (which isn’t hard for us, but you should know what we mean). Anyways, when you have FF’s over it’s important to always show them a good time, which means staying up...
Don't worry, we're not dead
Hello lovely ladies and gentlemen!
Our deepest apologies for not keeping you updated for a couple of days, we just didn’t want to give out too much information otherwise you would’ve been at the same clubs, wearing the same outfits, trying to dance with the same guys (or BE the guys we danced with), etc and that just gets exhausting. I mean I can’t even begin to tell you how many photos of us...
My Metaphor
Hey Drama Queens-
Me again. One and only Alaho. So as I was eating my low-carb, non-fat, low-sodium trail mix today, I realized something brilliant. I’m a goddamn poet. And a genius for that matter! (Not that I didn’t have every other amazing quality before that but whatevs) Anyway. Have you ever noticed how NO ONE likes raisins? They’re kinda tart, a gross brown color and...
Geez
God AlaHO, use a dick.
“I just have a lot of feelings”
-Mean Girls
I'M FRIGGIN SORRY
I’M SORRY IF I PUT BUTTER ON MY TORTILLAS RATHER THAN OIL. CALL ME FAT. I DARE YOU. ‘CAUSE THERE ARE 1,000 PEOPLE WHO WILL THINK OTHERWISE AND WHO WOULD KILL TO DATE A CELEB FASHIONISTA SUCH AS MYSELF.
I’M SORRY I DIDN’T MAKE IT TO THE GYM YESTERDAY ‘CAUSE I HAD A MIGRAINE FROM THE WINE COOLERS AND FLASHING LIGHTS. I’M SORRY I SPENT MY DAY ON THE COUCH SINGING...
need to get my gym on.
Hey all!
So, us sexy ladies in tend 204 enjoy getting our workout on each night at the gym. Except tonight I will be venturing over there alone since the other ladies are feeling lazy. Although, they should join me since, um, I caught one of them buttering her tortillas. But, I’m not judging or anything…
Okay, back to the gym. So, while I’m at the gym, I people...
WHAT DO YOU DO?
When one tortilla is too small and you are trying to make a quesadilla?!
CELEBRITIES SHOULDN’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THINGS LIKE THIS.
Late Night Snacking....it's what all high profile...
Hey there trusty followers!
This post is dedicated to our night last night. I know what your thinking…
Did they go to some hot Hollywood club?
Did they share champagne with the elite celebrities?
Did they go out joy riding in a limo loving life?
Did they get some fiery new outfits?
I know the suspense is killing you but I’ll take your questions one at a time.
1. No, we didnt...
"It should be illegal..."
Hey fans, we’re back. The girls of Ten 204 are sitting around in a circle reminiscing on the wild, crazy, night we had. Soo LA. Let’s just say one of our LA, swanky Asian friend cooked us dinner. Obvious much? We know you want to be close to us but it’s gonna take a lot more than chicken enchiladas, rice, and margaritas. It’s not our fault we have so much beauty and...
New Jersey...the state of lessons
So as the girls of Ten 204, one of our many past times is watching the fabulous show The Jersey Shore…especially when we are getting in the G of GTL. Now, you, our followers, might judge us for enjoying this magical TV programming, but WE DONT GIVE A FLUP ERRBODY, so deal with it. Also, did you ever notice that there are four magnificent ladies livin up on the shore? Sound familiar?...
The New Kids to Tumblr
Hi, we’re new at this but we just wanted to get our feelings out.
We like a lot of things on Facebook, therefore we are very likable people. BTW, add us!! LOL :P Anyway, so far the weekend hasn’t been TOO bumpin’ but we still got Saturday morning coffee, a trip to the set of “The Office”, and whatever shenanigans we end up doing at night. Y’see, Ten204...
